Jim Stafford Show
I recently attended the Jim Stafford Show in Branson, Missouri. As the audience is being seated, everyone is given a card in which to write down your funny experiences or little jokes or anecdotes. After intermission, Jim reads a selected few on stage. Well... we all know how frustrating the latest political candidates have been with their negative advertising lately. I had a chance to take a jab back at them with the following, which by the way, Jim read on stage after admitting he loved it.
A cannibal walking through the jungle one day came upon a Cannibal Cafe. He sat down to read the menu:
Steamed Salesman $5.00
Fried Preacher $10.00
Baked Politician $100.00
The cannibal inquired of the cannibal waiter about the price
difference of the Politician and the others. He replied, "Have
you ever tried to clean a politician"?
The story received a huge applause. It about scared me.
JMc.
Whitetail Trophies of Missouri
posted by JMc at 11/06/2006 07:34:00 PM
1 Comments:
I've been getting numerous calls from the politicians and it is always a recording........until today......it was actually a live person and it was just as much fun hanging up on him as it was hanging up on the recording.
JB
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