Monday, November 06, 2006


A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, and it's state of the art. I can hear perfectly now!" "Really?", answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" The man looks at his watch, "Twelve thirty."



Blogger JB said...

I'm getting about that bad. I have to have the volume up HIGH on the TV anymore. JB

Monday, November 06, 2006 11:31:00 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

A fisherman, new in town, had his boat with him and was buying bait and coffee at the bait shop on his way to the lake. He said 'HI' to another guy in the shop and they started talking and decided to go fishing together.

On their way to the lake, the fisherman discovered his new buddy was the game warden. It didn't bother him...he was just glad to have a buddy to fish with.

The fish were not biting that day. They fished for an hour with not a single strike. After a while, the fisherman reached into his backpack behind his seat and pulled out a stick of dynamite. He lit it and threw it in the water. BANG!!! Lots of big fish floated to the top and he started pulling them in the boat.

The game warden, astonished at what he just witnessed, said, "Hey, you can't do that! I know we're fishing buddies, but I'm also the game warden. What you just did is illegal and I have to give you a ticket!"

The fisherman looked up at him for a just a second, then reached in his backpack, pulled out another stick of dynamite, lit it, handed it to the game warden and said, "Are you gonna' talk or are you gonna' fish?!"

Friday, November 10, 2006 5:56:00 AM  

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