Famous Great Line From "You Bet Your Life"

Groucho discovers he has a real Indian Chief on his TV program. He also discovers the Chief was a fighter pilot in the war.

"I bet the German's were surprised to see you wearing war paint and shooting arrows at them from a plane."

Famous Great Line

"Oh Groucho, hold me closer!"

"If I held you any closer, I'd be in back of you."

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef

1 large Roast Beef

1 small Roast Beef

Take the two roasts and put them in the oven.
When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Humor - Okay, What Now?

Two Jehovah Witnesses knocked on a door. The homeowner opened the door and invited them inside. They sat down in the living room. The homeowner served them refreshments then sat down and asked what they were going to talk about. They glanced at each other and said, "We don't know, we never got this far before."

Opening Morning in Iowa

This photo was sent to me by a co-worker of mine. He's a cousin to one of the hunters. Not bad for opening morning in Iowa, eh?

Snow Day???

Dear Boss,

I am afraid I will not be able to make it to the office today. I opened my front door and there are 20 inches of snow outside. I am attaching a photograph to prove it to you.

Your honest employee

2006 BTR Scoring Team

This is the 2006 BTR Scoring Team at the Buckmasters Expo in Greensboro, North Carolina, July 2006.

Front row L to R: The Grand Poobah of Antlerology, Mike Handley, Managing Editor of RACK magazine and BTR Administrator; Ron Wedge, Indiana.

Back Row L to R: Jack McConnell, Missouri; Cecil Reddick, Louisiana; Russell Thornberry, Buckmasters Vice President and Executive Editor of Buckmasters, RACK and Gun Hunter Magazines, Alabama; Wayne Cox, North Carolina; Bill Leon, Tennessee; Steve Lucas, Alabama; and Ed Waite, Ohio.

View From My Deer Stand

Here's another, fist full of tags, wrong season, wrong weapon situation. 16 toms in front of me and not one darned thing I could do about it. No hens in the bunch.

Uh OH!

Uh OH! Wrong season, wrong weapon, armed with only a camera. Jus' my luck.

One More Frosty November Morning

Do you care to guess where this one was taken? Man o' man, was it ever cold. The deer were pretty safe this morning.

Another Frosty November Morning

Again, this was on Hwy CC about 1 mile north of US Hwy 160 in Dade County, Missouri. It was a bone chillin' morning.

Frosty November Morning

This was taken on a frosty November morning in 2005. The picture is of the Sac River Bridge on Hwy CC in Dade County, Missouri. It appears the fishermen had the entire lake to themselves.

Featured Whitetail - Dexter Buck

Scott Dexter Buck - 2004

Black Powder - Irregular
McDonough County, Illinois

Official BTR 293.6
Composite 312.1
IRR 46.7 %

Photo by: McConnell

Featured Whitetail - Bryant Buck

Jerry Bryant Buck - 2001

Crossbow - Irregular
Fulton County, Illinois

Official BTR 297.3
Composite 319.7
IRR 43.5%



Photo by: McConnell

Featured Whitetail - Missouri Monarch

Mike Helland Buck -
Owner - MO Dept of Conservation

Pick Up - Irregular
St. Louis County, MO

Official BTR 314.6
Composite 341.7
IRR 58.7%

Photo by: McConnell

Featured Whitetail - Lovstuen Buck

Tony Lovstuen Buck - 2003
Owner - Bass Pro's American Fish and Wildlife Museum, Springfield, Missouri

Modern Rifle - Irregular
Monroe County, Iowa

Official BTR 319.4
Composite 341.7
IRR 51.8%

Photo by: McConnell